I'm going to start writing journals(I guess) that I typed when THERE'S NO INTERNET

CONNECTION (OAO)

(8/10/12)

So-I woke up in the morning-water's SO COLD.

Ate Daim for breakfast-It's because of the STOVE. *OLD MUSTACHE IS ANGRY*

 READ THE SAME ODD DOUJINSHI I DOWNLOADED.

THE SAME TIME-LIKE  A.K.A LIEK,MORE THAN 4 TIMES.

(=A=)

STARVING.KEEP ON GOING.

BOARDED A BU-VAN?

OMG,SCHOOL.Nooo!~

So when met my good friend Austria I was like(liek)-HEH.

"Hello,HOW ARE YOU"

Let me tell you peeps a secret.

IN INTERNET,yes,I.N.T.E.R.N.E.T I don't REALLY like people ask me like

'How are you?'

How in the world can you see me?You can't.

In EVERY mood-angry,sad,happy,blur,etc.

I'LL ALWAYS SAY 'I'm good' or 'I'm gud' or ANYTHING THAT REFERS TO

GOOD.YOU SEE.GOOD.

And I ALWAYS say 'you?' at the end of the so-called sentence.

And waits for reply-like-that person wasted 10 minutes TYPING-

so of course I was like 'YAY HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL ME DERP?'

But this always happen,I tell you,ALWAYS HAPPEN.

"I'm fine."

OH MY.

(; [] ;)- _/<-My lappy.Wanted to crush it.SO MUCH.

OH-SO-REACTION.

Anyways,I was called Lady Voldermort by my friend,Garfield.

So I called her Miss Voldermort.

(UPDATED-11/10/12)

Wonder why I didn't update for 2 days?CAMP.

CAMPING-YES,YOU KNOW THAT.

I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT.

Oh my-jungle trekking using a compass-it hurts as I was stabbe-I mean 

pricked(?) by the thorns of the OIL PALM TREES.

My shoes and my bag tore a bit.

WAIT-TORE A LOT.

I'M CRYING.

YEP.CRYING.

By the way,you remembered that Voldemort nickname I gave to Garfield?

I changed it to Miss V-more fabulous.So she called me Lady V-which is quite FANCY.

I was like-LV.LOLS.

Ngeheheheh *evil laugh*

Thanks for reading.Here's a joke as the reward!

A man was hunting in the woods when he said:

"GOD,OH GOD.ARE YOU THERE?"

So the god replied,:Why yes,my son,what do you want?"

Man:What is a million years to you?

God:Just a second.

Man:What is a million dollars to you?

God:Just a penny.

So due to the man's greed,he asked,

"So can I get a penny?"

and the god replied,

"Oh sure,my son-but give me a second."

You know,there's a gawddamn freaking group named "Cik ape2 jelah*

For short,CA2J.

CA2J is a freaking annoying group of 4 members.

1 of them aren't really la-di-da like the other 4.

ZOMG,YOU SHOULDN'T SEE HOW AWFUL ARE THEM.

(This is not a GOSSIP)

I don't hate that 3.I abhor them XD

Their one mission-scream and dance all the time.

NON-STOP.

I don't think that's awesome.So GIRLY.

So at night,ONE NIGHT,we decided to do a prank on them.

Kesese! XD
We switched off every single source of light there,except their locked(I guess) room and our room.
Pretended to be a blackout.A SUDDEN BLACKOUT.
Also,my AWESOME friend sprinkled water on the floor so they'll fell when they're in the way to...
...EAT US.
Couple of seconds later.
Loud knocks on the door were heard.
We're like,OMGOMGOMGGGGG!!
So an awkward derp opened the door,feeling afraid.She thought they will report to our teachers.NGEHEHHEH.
And while screaming,the was like "WHAT THE FREAK IS GOING ON HERE!!?"
A bad secret keeper asked them if anyone fell.Mysterious.Who said that?I am so going to punch her ear!
Fortunately,my good friend Austria coverlined the truth by saying "YOU GUYS ARE THE ONE WHO DID THAT,RIGHT!?"
Super-good,Austria.
SUPER GOOD.
Chengchengcheng!
Prank no.2!
But it's not really a prank.
We laughed and screamed our hearts out like 'CA2J' did.
Although we didn't mean to XD
That's all for now!The least is from me and the best is from Allah!
Special regards,
NMJ.